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29 November 2009 @ 03:02 am
[oneshot] Of Notes and Book Orders  
Title: Of Notes and Book Orders
Author: kissthecoffin
Pairings: HoMin, mentions YooSu and JaeSu
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: oh, just the the usual: gayness, gossipy!jae and susu, boss!yoochun, un-beta'd, fail!humor
Summary: Of which Jung Yunho and Shim Changmin order books at Park Yoochun's bookstore, or in which Junsu and Jaejoong finally find a shred of fun in their job.
A/N: Ten minute writing challenge. ;_______; I feel like crap at 3 AM but here it is. Will probably delete after I gain my senses back. Enjoy. <3

KANG NAM BOOKS SPECIAL ORDER

DATE: 4/1

FOR: Jung Yunho, 777 Choong Jam St. APT. # 5

BOOKS: Beauty of Korea: A Historic Record in Photographs, ISBN 0771061005
Looking South: South Korean History in Illustrations: The Collector's Collection, ISBN 189043454X

STATUS: order direct from publisher, approx. 2 weeks, will call

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Notes Scribbled on Book Orders:

that guy was yummy. I mean, hunky hunky hunky! - Jaejoong, on break

Do you need me to clean the foam coming out of your mouth, or do you have that taken care of? Yoochun break, my ass.

Yoochun, I just Googled this guys address! we can get pics nowww!! - Junsu!

Wait—you Googled his address? Do I honestly give you that much free time? - Y

I need the afternoon off! Yoochun, I must blog about this! - J

For fuck's sake, just do your jobs! - Y


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KANG NAM BOOKS SPECIAL ORDER

DATE: 4/6

FOR: Jung Yunho, 777 Choong Jam St. APT. # 5

BOOKS: Reality Is Just an Illusion : The Works of Shamans, Ghosts and Spirit Guides, ISBN 1567181554

STATUS: from distributor, 3 days, will call

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Notes scribbled of Yoochun's notebook:

Sexyback's friend picked up ghost book. OH MY GOD!!! -fans self- I’m in loooo-ooove!- J

Bet you $5 he’s a lazy, gay bookstore clerk, too. - Y

Add in a free gogurt and you're on, fucker. - J


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KANG NAM BOOKS SPECIAL ORDER

DATE: 5/1

FOR: Jung Yunho, 777 Choong Jam St. APT. # 5

BOOKS: Lost Commandment : How to Be Gay in the 21st Century, ISBN 1401030300
Come Out Fighting : A Century of Essential Writing on Gay and Lesbian Liberation, ISBN 1560253258
Beyond Coming Out : Experiences of Positive Gay Identity, ISBN 189583757X
Work Ethics: More Alert, Better Efficiency, ISBN 0590353403
Everything a Book Store Worker Should Know, ISBN 6341670343

STATUS: from distributor, 3 days, will call

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Ripped piece of paper on counter of employee break room, $5 attached:

the gay part was obvious, but seriously? - J

you could only like him if he was like you. - Y


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From paper in Yoochun's diary:

y! at mall, looking at shoes, ran into my future bf. amongst nasty old women (who have no chance with my man btw) – he was rubbing against the guy next to him!! had to physically restrain self from whispering filthy jokes to junsu. heh heh heh. Got close neough to say ‘yunho, your books are in’. guy's name, changmin, freaked out! calmed down after i told about bookstore but still. . .reason bf needs books? “looks” were exchanged. btw – bf's bf is pretty cute. ;) - J

Jae - I think I met your Q-Tip. Your bf came in to get Korea history books. Had a hot piece of ass with him, couldn't be older than 19!! he likes 'em young, huh? Nyahahaha! I think you’re right about them – Changmin was very possessive of BF, and got all snarly when I smiled him. As if! Changmin is much more my style anyway. And you are such a slut! Wanna just add every other man you've ever seen into your orgy? –JS!!

Both of you are close to being fired, I swear. - Y


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KANG NAM BOOKS SPECIAL ORDER

DATE: 5/17

FOR: Jung Yunho, 777 Choong Jam St. APT. # 5

BOOKS: Gay Kama Sutra, ISBN 0312167539

STATUS: from distributor, 3 days, will call

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Notes written on Yoochun's computer:

whoa! things heating up on the bf/changmin front!!! - J

love this book. ever tried the upside-down cow moaner? ;) me and chunnie tried it once. He cried. - JS

what a baby! My place Susu? <3 – J

How about no jobs, you two? - Y


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Post-It's Attached to Yoochun's Jacket:

omg!! bf’s bf came in, ordered SAME book!!! gave me $20 for no paperwork – made me memorize order (paranoid much?!?) those two so clueless – wanted to say something but didn’t. wanna buy a camera tonite w/ my ill-gotten gains? I know where we can use it. ;))))) - J

Jae--I am so evil! BF’s Changmin came in for his book, and I couldn’t help myself! I asked him if he would mind taking BF’s book, since it was already paid for. Then I gave him BF’s Gay Kama Sutra. changmin looked startled and frightened and confused and happy all in about 3 seconds and then he actually got down on his knees and bowed to me!!! never realized how tall hubby is!! –JS

your not evil – just frustrated that your hubby and my bf are no longer avaliable!! two copies? What did they get on the first one??? - J

Listen you two, I don't care about your Queer Eye gossip, just stop writing on my crap, okay? - Y


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KANG NAM BOOKS SPECIAL ORDER

DATE: 5/19

FOR: Shim Changmin, 777 Choong Jam St. APT. # 3

BOOKS: Dealing with Annoying Bookstore Clerks, ISBN 4812473749

STATUS: from distributor, 3 days, will call

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Written on Book Order:

do book like that even exist? - Y

omg!!!! hubby is having trouble at a book store?!?!?!?! - JS

OURS MAYBE? - J

NO WAYYYY!!!! - JS

No, not maybe. It is ours. Actually, it's just you two. Give them back the photos you took. - Y

NEVERRRRRR! - J & JS


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Note attached to a bouquet of tulips:

Thank you for your excellent customer service, Mr. Park. The Kim duo were quite entertaining. Sorry if Changmin harmed them in anyway.

- Jung Yunho, forever your customer.

No worries, my friend! They haven't acted up in three days, so it must be a good sign. :-) - You're best buddy, Park Yoochun
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jaehye ♡: 재중 My Realitythebaby_sky on November 29th, 2009 11:47 am (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
/dies laughing

oh bb, this totally just made my day! :DDD
the last three parts were just epic! ♥
紫のチャンミン: MinHo in saipankurogoma on November 29th, 2009 12:29 pm (UTC)
now, if only my days past working at a borders books were full of this sort of fun, i would be gleefully engaged in queer eye gossip all the time too like jaesu.

Jae--I am so evil! BF’s Changmin came in for his book, and I couldn’t help myself! I asked him if he would mind taking BF’s book, since it was already paid for. Then I gave him BF’s Gay Kama Sutra. changmin looked startled and frightened and confused and happy all in about 3 seconds and then he actually got down on his knees and bowed to me!!! never realized how tall hubby is!! –JS

susu is such a sweetheart ~ &hearts

love this book. ever tried the upside-down cow moaner? ;) me and chunnie tried it once. He cried. - JS

what a baby! My place Susu? <3 – J

How about no jobs, you two? - Y


LOL xD

the homin are so subtle since they really didn't get to leave any notes not until yunho at the end, but their progression through jaesuchun's hilarious gossip were fun to read, possessive!min is always adorable ~ &hearts

p/s: do not delete this! :DD

Edited at 2009-11-29 12:31 pm (UTC)
~evangeluv~evangeluv on November 29th, 2009 12:44 pm (UTC)
Wauhahahaha~!

This whole piece is pretty hilarious xD
Esp ♥ how u proceed wif them pasting notes all over =p
And the Kims were truly adorable ^^
like a fortune cookie (short and vague): jaejoong/junsu ][ meet you backstagekonzatsu on November 29th, 2009 02:12 pm (UTC)
*dying*

seriously. trying so hard not to wake my roommate up laughing.

here, have a heart: ♥ :D
izanamiwilesizanamiwiles on November 29th, 2009 03:03 pm (UTC)
AWESOME XDDDDDDDDD!
You sooooooooooooooooo made my day! thank you so much for that!^^
The Kim are just *evil* hilarious XDD
=^^=
niki18niki18 on November 30th, 2009 11:41 am (UTC)
wah ha ha ha ha. This is really funny. I could imagin their faces as well. Interesting and unique story!
heeartquaake on March 20th, 2010 08:30 am (UTC)
hahahahahahahaha~
*saves to bookmarks* SO I CAN READ IT ALL OVER AGAIN!
that was sooooo adorable! hahaha good job ^^
motty123motty123 on January 31st, 2011 06:49 am (UTC)
I adore this fic. Thanks to a rec site, I discovered this little gem. :)
li9htzan93li9htzan93 on July 6th, 2011 09:46 am (UTC)
am in love with this!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh mai gaaaaawd who would i kill just to have thesse kid of bookclerk in my bookstore hahahhahahhaha

and the book title? SUPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

am adding you bb and amazing fiction, i cant stop laughing.
li9htzan93li9htzan93 on December 14th, 2011 07:30 am (UTC)
I LOVE THIS SFM!!!!!!!
just want to say that from time to time.
jhyjfanjhyjfan on April 12th, 2012 03:59 am (UTC)
I wonder what Min did to those two
❈❈❈aamestris on April 18th, 2012 12:51 am (UTC)
Omfg, how cute. xD
Suman: pic#119731692jasexists on March 12th, 2016 06:57 pm (UTC)
Hilarious and seriously cute :D Loved it!